"Is that a pokémon"
Me: I don't play Pokémon, haven't since 2001.
"But it's totally a pokémon right?"
"Can you draw your 10-year old OC giving me a kiss" - tumblr anon
"But like, drawing is easy. I can't do it, but it's easy. Why can't you get a real job with it?"
"holy s#!t! You can draw something that doesn't look like a cartoon?? I thought you were just some cartoonist"
"I'm gonna call your OC a guy. He's great" -character says in comic to use she-pronouns-
"Can you make a 5-minute animated short film for $2000 I don't have but will get once I win all the awards for it?"
me: Um...
"And the animation is by hand in traditional paper"
me: That covers most of the paper cost without counting re-makes of scenes...but not my work hours.
"YOU THINK I'M MADE OF MONEY?"