Dear secret services all over the world,
I am not a serial killer.
Nor am I a terrorist. Nor do I intend on hiring a hitman. Or poisoning someone. Or employing various types of psychological torture. Nor do I want to start a war.
Where the fuck is my stylus. Where the fuck is my other stylus. Where the fuck is my third stylus that I got in case I lose or break the other two on a Sunday.
My tablet keeps disconnecting because I don't know, the driver or the firmware might be outdated, but are there any updates available on the Huion website? No, no there aren't. Will I buy a new tablet?
Maybe. It's not like I have too many of them already.
Me: I don't do too much research.
Also me: googles the history of the bucket.
Also me: studies a 3D reconstruction of Franz Liszt closely to find out what his ears might have looked like.
They were swirly.
does a lot of research into historical figures my main characters are based on
carefully constructs a character based on what I found out about them
finds out random historical fact
has to rewrite half of the plot
finds new information about historical figure that would make my carefully researched and well thought out character based on that historical figure terribly ooc and historically inaccurate
Also, the amount of times I've forgotten a word in every language I know ... the thing. I mean the thing that does the thing. With the thing. The thingie. A writer I am. Very articulate I am.
And lastly, I have 5 comic ideas, of which at least 3 are big, long-running projects, as well as a novel trilogy, and I would love to be a professional musician some day, even though I'm already in my mid-twenties and didn't go to school for music, and meanwhile my thesis is staring at me with that "I am not angry, just disappointed" look ... but I feel like that's more of an existential thing so I'll end this here.