First of all, full credit to @BellaTheCow for the incredible title of this thread! Moving on, let's get to the rules of the game 
How to Play:
No self-promotion—unless someone asks for a link! Otherwise, your post may be marked off-topic.
The current Game Master will describe three doors—you can only pick one! And do try not to pick a door already chosen. Only one winner can be picked, after all.
If you choose the correct door (pre-selected by the Game Master), you’ll win a prize! Rewards can vary—subs, likes, comments, or even some art!
Win a round? Congratulations! Now it’s your turn to become the next Game Master and craft a new set of doors for the next round of players.
And this is just a warning, but if you're chosen as Game Master and leave the game hanging for any reason, after a full 24 hours, a new Game Master will take your place.
This is all about community, creativity, and fun—so no pressure! Just jump in, make some guesses, and enjoy the adventure!
Anyone who would like to be Game Master first, feel free to say so! If not, Bella or myself can show you how it's done!