The most embarrassing thing has ever happened to you!

[spadesart]

i cried during a job interview

[Rueleer]

I ate all the mango at a family dinner and then my aunt asked for some. Everyone just turned to look at me, wolfing it down. :"DDD

[rainbowolfe]

One time, I was jokingly arguing with my friend and he was like "Come on, Wolfie"

And in response, I said "Don't 'come on' me" but I ended up saying the "Don't" really softly, so everyone in the next room over simply heard me yell "Come on me!"

[Vanesalisa]

there was marathon at my friend's place we played cards against humanity and I have a card that says clitoris I forgot what was the blank but when one of my friends chose my card and asked whose card is this and I without thinking said "I have clitoris" out loud and then it hit me Oh God why did I said that out loud so wrong

[indagold]

I have extremely shit memory and can't remember anything, even moments after doing something and especially faces. I was in film class watching a short film and either because it was boring or it was just me, I forgot one of the characters who happened to black and mistook him as someone else. Of course the class went quiet and was angry, some gasping, people yelling at me "they're different characters!" and I just sat there wanting to die. I can't remember fucking faces, white, black, asian, man, woman, I just can't regardless of ethnicities, especially in movies or I don't know the person.

Fun times.

[shatterjure]

It was the end of school... They were handing out our diplomas and i was called up to get mine. When the principal asked me if im going to work or go for another 3 years of school, i accidantelly answered that im going to school again. Ment to say im going to work. So it sounded as if i said ''i'm going to school again to work'' and even the principal made fun of it.

So glad it's over.

(Sure there was something more embarrasing but that's the most recent i can remember.)

[miesmud]

There was this person with beautiful long blonde hair walking in front of me at the train station, and they dropped their travel-card. So I picked it up and said "Excuse me miss, you dropped your card." It turned out this stranger wasn't a lady, he even had a beard...

[JimJom]

when i was 3 i went pee in a display toilet. enough said.

Also for some reason I was scared of the Fred movie because the kid in the start who went into the forest and went missing. I was scared it was gonna happen to me.

[NeonKnight]

bwahahahahaha....sorry, did it work?

[spadesart]

no and every time i pass by that store in the mall i get vivid flashbacks

[eleoza]

I was in a funny mood and was singing ummm... 'opera' very very loud in an elevator...door opened and a guy I kinda liked stood there looking at me like... wtf?

I also sat down without looking once, hey there was dog poop right there >.> joy....

[NeonKnight]

the positive side is that you got a funny story to tell

[lunaartemisasama]

I did that in the interview for my current job lol...it happens...

[ahhvecadoes]

An ex-boyfriend and I were.... doing stuff in his car in what we thought was an empty parking lot and it turned out after we stopped and looked out the window a trucker was watching us the entire time. I was mortified. D:

Alternatively, when I first started dating my fiance, I barfed all over his floor in the middle of the night and wanted to die of embarrassment/whatever demon flu I had gotten.

[Devika]

On a job interview related note, my manager started crying when I quit once. In the store. That was... stressful. And of course that made me feel like crying too because I'm way too sensitive.

Also the store is gone now.

[eleoza]

wait, I have another one. How could I forget.... the most embarrassing thing for me was...

I bought my dad a horror movie for his b-day. We decided to watch it together. In the movie was a huge sex scene.... ._.
My dad was just like.... ummm shall we just play this fast forward?

[Alamino]

Sex Scenes with parents is the worst!! But when you bought the movie for them... Wow... I feel for you. That is unfortunate XD

[kyupol]

Everytime I lost a fistfight back in the day. Pretty embarrassing...

Been in give or take 20 of them. Philippines is a violent place to live. I don't care how much you try to avoid fights and talk your way out of them, they will always find you.

Only time you'd rack up that much in America is if you're a true delinquent asshole who goes out of his way to look for a fight. Or if you're so paranoid and take offense to every little thing people say. lol

But those losses have only served to mentally make me push myself even harder that at this point, I'm at 1st degree blackbelt skill level (at least according to an ex green beret and judo champ I sparred with... only had few months formal martial art training... at MMA gym where focus is sparring and conditioning and 95% of people I sparred with are bigger and stronger than me. /sigh)

[SpavVy]

Oh no...OHHH NOOO...You want to read an embarrassing story? Well, you're in for a treat then...

Warning this is a little NSFW.

About 9 years ago(?) when I had just barely turned fifteen I was about to graduate middle school and of course, there was a ceremony for my class and we all had to dress nicely for the occasion. My mom had given me a couple cute dresses but they were all too big at the time or just weren't suitable for the occasion. I decided to go with one of the dresses that was a little too big, the main problem I had with it was the shoulder straps were long and couldn't be adjusted which would expose well, yeah you get the idea... My stepsister at the time found a way to tie it and use a safety pin to hold it in place so I was like "Yay! I don't have to try and bug dad into getting me a new dress!" If only I could go back in time to stop my dumb ass...

The first half of the ceremony went just fine, and I shook the principle's hand, I went to go sit back down and I was sitting next to two guys because the seating arrangement was boy girl boy girl. About three minutes after I sat down the pin opened and the whole top front of my dress fell down! I was like Janet Jackson during the Super Bowl.
I tried to grab and cover up with my sweatshirt but even that was a struggle and what made matters worse one of the guys I had to sit next to was watching! I waited for what felt like ages for the damn chorus group to stop singing so I could leave, luckily one of the girls I was sitting in front of offered to help and managed to fix it good enough so I could put my sweatshirt on.

[JenniferBourne]

• When I was a teen someone cute caught my eye. I was at a food court. I tried to play it cool and take a sip of my soft drink. The straw went up my nose.

• More recently, I made the mistake of wearing flip flops to the library on a humid day. With each step, the soles stuck to my feet, then popped loose with a squeaky fart-like sound. It wouldn't have been noticeable in a noisier place, but this was the otherwise-silent library. People were staring. And I don't think they understood that the noise was coming from the stupid flip-flops...