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Aug 2024

Alicia:

I'm Latina. Of course people assume I'm spicy.

I'm Latina, of course at least one of my relatives is named Maria.

I'm Latina, of course I can't reach anything in my own cabinets.

Essence:

I'm a tall queen, of course I hit my head constantly when I try to take a shower.

I'm a tall queen, of course my greatest fear is a low-hanging tree branch.

I'm a tall queen. Of course I meant for this to be a mini skirt.

I'm a tall queen. Of course I don't actually know what any of my coworkers faces look like.

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19 days later

With Mora (which is all just sarcasm ofc)

I'm a mermaid, of course I've never worn anything but a shell swimsuit in my life until I joined humanity.

I'm a mermaid, of course I have no idea what this is (holds up a fork)

I'm a mermaid, of course me and Ariel are good friends.

Friar:

I'm a chicken, of course I run away from everything.
I'm a chicken, of course I love dirt.
I'm a chicken, of course I bring good cluck.
I'm a chicken, of course the sky is falling! (from chicken little)

Tov
Higen
I´m a knight of course i help every grandma with her groceries and to cross the street
I´m a knight of course I´ll challenge you to a duel if you mess with Ozwald.
I´m a knight of course I have a curse broken with a kiss
Ozwald
I´m a sorcerer of course I can't say rhymes out loud
I´m a sorcerer of course I need protection while casting
I´m a seamstress of course I can help with the perfect outfit

Bonus trend
"He broke the door to your house!" Ozwald: Where?!?
"He was bullied and must be protected!" Higen: Where?!?
"he has a normal life!" they walk away
"... He goes to sleep at 10 p.m" they walk faster
"am... am... he doesn't have to fight monsters!!!" they run!

lol, this one is too funny

wait really?

yep, it has happened a few times in the story actually

I'm aroace, of course no one knows what that is
I'm aroace, of cours is try to stay away from relationships
In aroace, of course I still end up in a platonic friend relationship.

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