Alicia:
I'm Latina. Of course people assume I'm spicy.
I'm Latina, of course at least one of my relatives is named Maria.
I'm Latina, of course I can't reach anything in my own cabinets.
Essence:
I'm a tall queen, of course I hit my head constantly when I try to take a shower.
I'm a tall queen, of course my greatest fear is a low-hanging tree branch.
I'm a tall queen. Of course I meant for this to be a mini skirt.
I'm a tall queen. Of course I don't actually know what any of my coworkers faces look like.