The Ultimate Question For Survival

TadxSarah 2020-03-01 03:23:31 UTC #1

How Do You Calm Down A Murderous Yandere?

Propose To Her
Let her kill everyone dear to you till she's satisfied
Give Her A Big Hug With The Risk Of Being Stabbed
Distract Her And Run Away

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CarltonIsaac 2020-03-01 03:25:02 UTC #2

You left out 'Shoot First, Han.'

TadxSarah 2020-03-01 03:25:55 UTC #3

I can't shoot her if i don't have a gun with me XD

CarltonIsaac 2020-03-01 03:27:20 UTC #4

Time to go get one then, for ultimate survival.

DiegoPalacios 2020-03-01 03:50:30 UTC #5

Make her lose interest in you. Learn what made her attracted to you and do the opposite.

Anithia 2020-03-01 03:55:51 UTC #6

Kill her... froze her in ice.

DualDragons 2020-03-01 07:03:02 UTC #7

Transform into your demon overlord form and fly away

Kiweevil 2020-03-01 07:29:11 UTC #8

Challenge her to a rap battle. If she wins, she can have me.

PapaDom 2020-03-01 12:44:58 UTC #9

Use an Elephant tranquilizer dart on her. It´s a win-win if she wakes up.

faisalhussein394 2020-03-01 16:56:08 UTC #10

Just distract her of what's behind her and throw your show straight at the murderer's head and run the #$%^ away as fast as you can!

Tornex 2020-03-01 17:04:24 UTC #11

Propose to her, express your love, promise your eternal devotion to her as you caress her gently...

And then break her neck.

TadxSarah 2020-03-01 19:40:34 UTC #12

Goes to the store to buy a gun and sword for some reason XD

TadxSarah 2020-03-01 19:41:55 UTC #13

Whoa that's one of the most messed up ways to get rid of her.. build her trust, make her happy and then betray her XD

antimekii 2020-03-01 19:45:52 UTC #14

"Let her kill everyone dear to you till she's satisfied"

But what if the yandere girl is the only one who's dear to you???? Checkmate

SleepsorMaddi 2020-03-02 05:24:31 UTC #15

Slowly slip away in the darkness and take tips on the Netflix 'You' So that one day when she stumbles upon you. They realize that you're their Yandere!

Freemints30 2020-03-02 05:43:36 UTC #16

Analyze the kind of yandere she is. If more dere than than murder crazy a hug would suffice. But if murder crazy part is greater you need something crazy as well like an on the spot proposal, hopeful that will appease her and hopefully you actually like that kind of crazy. If the murder crazy part is too great, travel to another country, learn to speak another language and change your name to start a new life.

Or just be a complete misanthrope and encourage the murder of all your those around you.