Would it kill Tapas to announce something ALL at the same time...
Tapas: We're announcing Tapasstry!!!
Community: What does it mean?
Tapas subordinates: We can tell you all the great and exciting things about it...later.
Me: (Rolls eyes so hard I throw out my back for a week) Arrgh!
Wife Unit One: (Feeding me soup in bed because I can't move) But I don't understand why it bothers you so much. Does it even affect you guys at OV?
Me:(Spitting soup across room like Linda Blair) Who knows?!? They never tell us anything! Everything is a proprietary corporate secret or can only be handed out in vague press releases!
Wife Unit One: Well, just sign up for the newsletter...
Me: They already have a @#$%& dozen ways they send me their...propaganda...I...(realizes soup is drugged to put me to sleep) Ah @#$%&....Zzzzzzzzz
Wife Unit One: Rest easy angry fat man, rest easy.
(Thank you for indulging my play here at the Watercooler. Didn't think the official Tapasstry thread was the place for it.)