The 'would you rather' to rule them all

DokiDokiTsuna 2020-04-03 22:34:45 UTC #1

WOULD YOU RATHER

Be hated by all humans but loved by all other animals
Be loved by all humans but hated by all other animals

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I've been racking my brains to try to answer this for over 2 weeks, and I still can't choose...! Human hatred is one of the deadliest things in the history of the world...but on the other hand, if every animal in your general vicinity suddenly turned against you, I doubt you'd live too long either...

I'm not even thinking about the love part; love can only do so much to protect you from hate...

Random_Guy 2020-04-03 22:45:09 UTC #2

I assume being loved by all animals means I can just go chill with some Hippos, in which case literally no one's gonna f#ck with me.

Hippos are terrifying, y'all.

elyss 2020-04-03 22:47:00 UTC #3

If the humans love me they'll give me money so...

joannekwan 2020-04-03 23:03:35 UTC #4

This. I like this answer!

EDIT: Would also like to add humans can use technology so I'm pretty sure they'd find a way to kill me if they hated me. Animals, well, just live in a metropolitan city and your chances of encountering an animal is lower. And if the few around do come after you, other humans can protect you.

Ariaz 2020-04-03 23:12:20 UTC #5

I don't mind being hated by all other humans if I can be in a hug pile with any animal. On the other hand, does that include insects? I'd rather not be followed by them

dawgofdawgness 2020-04-03 23:24:04 UTC #6

BRUH you literally go insane without any healthy interaction with other humans

Random_Guy 2020-04-03 23:24:31 UTC #7

You're assuming I'm not already insane.
I am trying to live with hippos.

33rdCenturyCaveman 2020-04-03 23:33:03 UTC #8

BRUH

Kann 2020-04-04 00:32:28 UTC #9

Imagine being hated by all the hornets and wasps.

Ariaz 2020-04-04 00:47:53 UTC #10

Oh no, imagine black widows, or huntsman spiders

QueenofBabyLoon 2020-04-04 00:58:03 UTC #11

Taking into account that to ruin my life a crow just has to peck my eyes out in flight whereas a human needs to actually catch me first, restrain me in some way (whether physical or chemical) or another, and do me harm … I would indeed prefer to be liked by all animals. You go into a forest, the bear welcomes you in its cave without ever considering killing you, the wolf shares its prey with you, the fox plays around with you.

However much humans would love me, they would never be so welcoming to me. Not even your parents are that good to you after the age 30!!!

Cavechan 2020-04-04 03:20:37 UTC #12

I had to go with loved by all humans because I don't think I'd be able to live if my husband hated me...

TAMAnnoying 2020-04-04 03:21:46 UTC #13

I work retail so people hate me anyways, nothing will change

IdiotWithPencil 2020-04-04 03:39:00 UTC #14

As the saying goes, I don't trust a human who hates dogs but I trust a dog who hates humans

darkone4587 2020-04-04 12:22:58 UTC #15

Kind of a tough question because humans are animals in our own way, but if we exclude humans from the mix them I can at least make some super cool lion friends, or better yet wolves!