I'm sorry for what I'm about to do.
Howdy folks! Come and see
This here ol' story written by me!
It's got some love and drama on the side,
With comedy that'll bust yer hide!
If y'all like harems, don't be afeared!
'Cause I done did it really weird!
Rather than a lady to lead this show
The main lead's a guy! So c'mon, let's go!
Written by a proud Yeehaw.