One day. But not today. It isn't even properly a novel yet.
@ChristodeBoyet I don't know where people get the idea that writing is easy.
That was traditionally-published, which meant that Philosopher's Stone went through at least one experienced editor. I can't find anything concrete about Rowling's early works but she was 31 when the first Harry Potter book was published. I find it hard to believe that she hadn't written anything before that.
Carrie was his first published book.
Stephen Kingâs first published novel, Carrie, hit the shelves on 5 April, 1974, but Kingâs journey to publication wasnât as easy as you may have imagined. It was the fourth novel he had written (the first three: Rage, The Long Walk and Blaze) and even King himself rejected Carrie initially.
Interview with the Vampire was also traditionally-published. As for 50 Shades, you're equating popularity with quality. Yes, terrible fanfiction does make it big, but that doesn't make it good. It can have difficulty appealing to a general audience as a result.
I think you're underestimating the amount of work it takes to tell stories that are good and have grammar that isn't terrible.
Sure, there are naturals at everything, but they're rare. Expecting to be a good writer the first time is like expecting to be a good lover the first time.