Probably this asshole:

Mayor Beezlebob would be a terrible roommate! As much as I love to write him, it's because he's an insecure, egotistical little man who lives in a bubble of false security and thrives on excess. Not to mention he could probably get his masked bird minions to get rid of me if he wanted to.
I'll have fun with him in the fictional world, but god help me if he ever became real! Three feet and two inches of nope!