What if Tapas did a Smash Bros. game? How would you want to be represented? Would you want your character to be a fighter or an assist? Or maybe you'd prefer a stage? And if the game happened, do you think it'll just be flooded with romance characters? Do you think Tapas is better off with a DATING sim?
Let's get creative folks since I LOVE hypotheticals like this! Here's how I would want to be represented:
I'd want my protagonist, Naota (from That Stick Figure Isekai, stick figure form), to be an assist and strictly an assist. Here's why!:
Okay, so Naota's whole motivation is picking up chicks. He's a player. After being crushed by a satellite, he lost everything. Even his good looks.
I thought it'd be pretty funny that when a female character summons him, he'll go all out swinging. Full simpanzee.
But if a MALE summons him, he'll just lean back against the wall. "Not my problem. What do I get out of this?". The best part is he apathetically watches for the entire match. That is... if you summon a female assist. Then Naota will get off his ass and do something about it. But if the ENEMY summons a female assist, then you better run lmao.
I was also thinking his human form before he issekaid can be an assist.
Except when he's on stage, the satellite that killed him will slowly come to the stage like the Majora Moon in Smash and wipe out the enemies, crushing Naota just like the comic.
Now tell me your whacky Smash fantasies