What was the first thing you ever learned to cook? (+poll!)

[Kelheor]

Well, chuck me in with the 'fucking ridiculous' crowd, because I wouldn't dare.

I swear, you only cry the first 3 times

[DokiDokiTsuna]

Maybe there's not just poverty going on but time poverty, where cooking is concerned. So, maybe cooking (outside a restaurant) is becoming a privilege?

Oh, but that's a real thing; there's been plenty of research on the subject. ^^ In general, poor parents simply don't have the time or resources to make complex dishes from scratch, or even to develop cooking 'skills' in many cases. (Poor children, on the other hand, could at least learn to make soup...but that's beside the point). I mean, even if you can technically finish making a dish in 30 minutes (if everything goes well), you still have to shop beforehand and clean up afterwards; it's not exactly a small investment of money or time...

[Iris-Grimoire]

I made rice and several types of egg, not sure which one first. It's a slow process and I still don't risk baking things if there's not a set time to cook - my mom taught me more on 'when it looks done' and uhh that's not an easy thing to tell - but I'm getting there with small meals.

[Mari]

About poverty; It is the opposite, atleast where I'm from. I know how to make bread, because it is a lot cheaper to make it than buy it. My family was poor during my entire childhood (my parents had me & my twin as a surprise, after all), and so we would never have anything "ready-made", because it was expensive.

Baking is not hard. You need to make things by recipe once or twice, and then you are pretty much set. Most things use the same basic dough, be it yeast based or not and it's easy to tell when it's right.

[irene_addler]

I think I made cookies by myself quite young. But I'd been helping my mom cook meals for years. That said, every time I try to use yeast, it turns into a nightmare hahaha! I can make a soda bread easily enough though...not that it's as good for you. I like to think I'm a decent cook. When my mom realized that my older brother went to college without any clue how to cook and that I was having to teach him once I moved back to the US to start college, she made sure my other siblings know how to cook, my poor big bro was the guinea pig ehehehe but he does alright cooking now!

[silacinnamon]

I voted fried for fried eggs or grilled cheese, but then I remembered I probably made instant noodles before that growing up we didn't have a microwave for pre-made meals, so my parents taught me and my brother how to cook at least some basic food like pasta, rice, etc for when they weren't home.

[BlueDragon]

I chose fried...not deep fried, but scrambled eggs and grilled cheese XD

I'm going to sound old...but I remember when we got our first microwave. o_O I was so scared to use it 'cause mom said foil and metal would make it blow up XD

[azzy-m]

I can bake a little but I need a recipe in hand for that, lmao.

I can cook rice and... instant noodles...

[BlueDragon]

This! We weren't in the worst dire straits (we at least had a good support network,) but my mom was a stay at home mom, and there were two kids. Dad also...well, he was a bit spend thrift on certain things he SHOULDN'T have been buying. So mom cooked all our meals from scratch.

We did go to the bread outlet a bit, since you could get loaves discounted really cheap. Usually when grandma got her social security, we'd all pile her boat and she'd take us there XD

But more often than not, mom would make fresh loaves, or monkey bread. It was a special treat if she made pancit (my dad's mom's recipe.) Our house always smelled soooo good She taught my sis and I how to cook, and we often baked cookies and stuff together for holidays.

[xeu]

I don't think it's specific to America. If anything, I think young adults in America might be better equipped at domestic stuff like cooking and laundry than some other places. I have friends who don't know how to cook at all, some girls and a lot of boys. Some people consider cooking a woman's domain, which is regressive and wrong. Some people reason that they can learn it when they need to.

It's a life skill. Knowing how to cook saved me a ton of money during my final year of college, and home-cooked food is much healthier than takeout.

[ryoko]

hmm...my brother and I were expected to help mom with cooking, but I remember peeling potatoes and chopping vegetables were the first things we learned to do and just watched what she did for the cooking part. I'd guess the first thing she let us actually make ourselves was stove top porridge ^_^;

[DiegoPalacios]

The first thing i learned to cook was a cheese sandwich.

That and learning how to use the microwave to heat stuff.

[Prometheus]

As far back as I can remember...

When I was five, I cooked bread and tried to make toast...IN THE MICROWAVE! It, uh...it lit on fire.

That fits under Something Microwaved, I do declare.

[hannahlaine]

First thing I learned to cook was Cookies

[nathanKmcwilliams]

At least that I remember it was cookies. Chocolate Chip Cookies.

[Rhonder]

Hmmm... as far as I can remember, something boiled. I believe I was taught how to make top ramen and mac and cheese from a box pretty young. I guess before that maybe microwaved oatmeal but idk if I really classify that as "cooking" By middleschool though I was proficient enough for a 10 year old in like baking/heating food up in the oven, making some simple things in a frying pan like grilled cheese, and the aforementioned easy pastas.

[baasinsimple]

To be honest my pots and pans are so I can make armor out of them and terrify the dog. In other words, my first thing I learned how to cook was french toast, I'm a pretty mighty baker.

[Rodimus13]

mom thought my tomato either grilled cheese or eggs first

[vfinnigan]

Beef pot roast. I made that for my seventh birthday dinner. It was pretty easy. My mother just supervised while I cut the vegetables.

[Cavechan]

The first thing I learned to make was probably mac and cheese. Like the box kind. I honestly hate cooking with a passion. I do it when I have to, but luckily my husband does it most of the time while I draw so I don't have to.

Definitely one of those people who exist off of microwaved meals. Not like all the time. It was definitely worst when I was in college and on my own.

I'm sure I wouldn't mind cooking if I had the time to do it. I love Gordon Ramsay and all of his shows and they make me feel like I want to cook. But I mostly just see it as a huge waste of time. Time I could be using for something else.

I don't think it helped that my mom put maybe 5% effort into "teaching" my brother and I how to cook and I don't think my dad has ever cooked in his life. I would always make myself breakfast and lunch which was usually just cereal, bagel or a sandwich.

I am very thankful that other people out there enjoy cooking so I don't have to.