Oof, I don't think the first thing my characters' say will be unique or even amusing, but here we go! 
"Alina, I think we should stop seeing each other"
- Jaden from Coping with Heartbreak (A Bunch of Love Stories)
"What?"
- Alina from Coping with Heartbreak (A Bunch of Love Stories)
"Excuse me. Are you alright? Would you like to get a taxi home?"
- Noah from Coping with Heartbreak (A Bunch of Love Stories)
"Noah? Why are you still on the counter? It's past your shift, though"
- Silas from Coping with Heartbreak (A Bunch of Love Stories)
" Let's leave. People have already taken pictures".
- Aubrey from Loose Knot (A Bunch of Love Stories)
"Seriously, dude? Another public breakup with another random chick?"
- Shane from Loose Knot (A Bunch of Love Stories)
"Sure, why not? Come sit with us!"
- Gillian from Bitter Taste (A Bunch of Love Stories)
"No, Gillian- Didn't you see him leaving a bunch of guys just now?"
- Delia from Bitter Taste (A Bunch of Love Stories)
"Welcome home, loser"
- Brandon and Landon from Bitter Taste (A Bunch of Love Stories)
Okay, I have more characters than I thought, lol!