HAHA! I love that meme! It's funny you posted this because in October, I'll be publishing my online journal I kept while living in a haunted house for a year. Link is on my main profile page.
For this post, I'm using the characters from "The Tale of The Butterfly and The Crane":
Mîn Jíng: sits and meditates to communicate with the spirits "Tell me how I can help you."
Jié Qiáng: watches over his wife while thinking she's insane and notices a spirit getting too close "Did you just touch her?!" proceeds to smack the ghost around
Yǒng Wěi: places a bowl of loquats and slowly backs away
Yáng Ning: places a bowl of loquats and slowly backs away, then looks at Yǒng Wěi "Why do yours look better?"
Yǒng Wěi: "I stole them from Mîn Jíng."
Xiù Xiù: hops to the funeral offerings "I came for yangmei berries and biting my enemies. I see no yangmei berries." proceeds to eat a butterfly then looks around the room
Everyone runs out, including the ghosts
