Me: Ahh, lovely, the work day is over!
Also Me: Excellent. Time to study for that language test you need to pass in order to apply for the grad school program you're looking at. Remember, you have less than a month now!
Me: ...but I wanted to scroll through Pinterest. And Twitter. And maybe AO3.
Also Me: You. Are. An. ADULT.
Me: But don't I get to take breaks? I've been working! All! Day!
Also Me: Fine. One hour of vegging out. That's it.
Me: takes nap
Also Me: OH GOD, IT'S SEVEN O'CLOCK.