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Apr 2022

Im doing a paper on the fall of Rome and I thought it be funny to make up really dumb and obviously wrong reasons as to why the western half fell. I'll start

I heard that the roman empire fell cause the emperor didnt want a heavily metal goth concert to play at the colosseum so the fans sacked the entire city to protest

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Somewhere along the way, someone forgot to use arches as door ways, and the whole city came crumbling down.

Scratch the squirrel from Ice Age planted his nut in the ground and caused a chainreaction rupture in the ground like usual hence why the city of Rome fell apart

The Romans kept falling down the stairs. I warned them about stairs, bro! I told them, dog!

Rome fell because Juno was chasing after Jupiter's mistresses and destroyed Rome in the process

A glitch in the matrix caused all the models to disappear. The roman empire just poofed out of existence.

"Rome colosseum falling down, falling down, falling down, Rome colosseum falling down, my fair emperor!"

A wrong answer with historical merit:

They were captured and fried at the stake by the well-seasoned colonel Sanders.

For those interested, Emporer Honorius is purportedly said to have fell into despair upon hearing of the sack of Rome, only to become relieved that it had just been the city and his pet rooster of the same name. (Reference: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honorius_(emperor) look under Assessments)