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Apr 2022

Im doing a paper on the fall of Rome and I thought it be funny to make up really dumb and obviously wrong reasons as to why the western half fell. I'll start

I heard that the roman empire fell cause the emperor didnt want a heavily metal goth concert to play at the colosseum so the fans sacked the entire city to protest

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Somewhere along the way, someone forgot to use arches as door ways, and the whole city came crumbling down.

Scratch the squirrel from Ice Age planted his nut in the ground and caused a chainreaction rupture in the ground like usual hence why the city of Rome fell apart

The Romans kept falling down the stairs. I warned them about stairs, bro! I told them, dog!

Rome fell because Juno was chasing after Jupiter's mistresses and destroyed Rome in the process

A glitch in the matrix caused all the models to disappear. The roman empire just poofed out of existence.

"Rome colosseum falling down, falling down, falling down, Rome colosseum falling down, my fair emperor!"

A wrong answer with historical merit:

They were captured and fried at the stake by the well-seasoned colonel Sanders.

For those interested, Emporer Honorius is purportedly said to have fell into despair upon hearing of the sack of Rome, only to become relieved that it had just been the city and his pet rooster of the same name. (Reference: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honorius_(emperor) look under Assessments)

Rome fell due to bad building design. They didn't set up a proper base support for building a skyscraper of that size. It was only but a light breeze and the whole think fell over like Jenga.

Rome fell because of a misunderstanding. It was supposed to be the emperor's birthday celebration, he said that he wanted something "apocalyptic", "shocking" and "unforgettable" as a gift and his orders were fulfilled :pensive:.

Unoriginal story and not funny at all :upside_down:

Rome's downfall was already set in stone before it was built.
You see, while construction began, they didn't have the necessary workforce to help during this project. But luck was on their side, and the Italian mafia offered their services for a big sum of money.
Thus the saying "Rome was built in three days" came from. But with every lucky convenience, misfortune came after. It turns out, after closer inspection, the whole town was built with breadsticks, paint, and paper mache, causing the deaths of thousands and a successful business profit for the mob.

(I got another one while writing the above one: Rome fell because THEY WEREN'T THERE AT ELF PRACTICE!)

It stood at the top step of a ladder while trying to change a lightbulb, shifted it's weight just too far forward, and oopsie daisy.

Okay that one had me laugh aloud XD

Because Rome stared too long at the beauty who was Venus.

It had back problems and couldn't duck to get its glasses properly.

Look, I don't know how it fell, okay I was just standing here and then it fell don't look at me I don't know what happened.

Gravity.
The mass of death accumulated underground in such intensity to increase density (to mass), and a doomed downwards attraction to Earth . . . perhaps?