Wish granting game

[Akhilles]

Hello everyone!

Here's a game that I would love for you guys to participate in. It's called a wish game where one person makes wish. The next person grants a wish, but with a condition (the condition can be entirely up to the person, so be creative!). After granting the wish, they should also post their own wish. And so on.

Here's an example:
Commenter #1 (this is most likely me since I will be starting the game):
I wish I could read really fast.

Commenter #2:
Granted! But you now have to finish a 1 trillion page book
I wish I could fly.

Commenter #3:
Granted! But each time you fly, you become violently nauseous.
I wish I had a million bucks.

And so on. Make sure your grants and new wishes are all in the same comment.

Easy enough? Let's start. Here's mine:

I wish I never had to sleep.

[DesiredUsernameTaken]

Oooh, what a fun game. Made me laugh xD

I wish I never had to sleep.

Granted!

But you will forever feel exhausted and want to sleep, and never be able to .

Wish
I wish I had telekinesis.

[Akhilles]

Granted!

But you will forever feel exhausted and want to sleep, and never be able to .

Wish
I wish I had telekinesis.

LOL! The torture!

Granted! But each time you try to move/lift something, you let out a horrendous fart.

I wish I could see the future.

[ar-ninetysix]

Granted! You can only see 2 seconds ahead at will.

I wish I could get buff

[Stargazer31]

Granted! You're so muscular that you can't move,
and you are incapacitated due to your enormous muscles.
I wish that I could see the Beatles perform live at Shea stadium in the 60s.

[chestnutriceeee]

Granted, but you are a one month old baby.

I wish I could teleport!

[Stargazer31]

Granted!
Every time you teleport, you will leave behind half of your braincells.
I wish that The Beatles never, ever split up, none of them died, and they stayed best friends and continued to get more and more popular, and their music always stayed excellent.

[Akhilles]

Granted! But they become popular for eventually making the most horrible music.

I wish I had a large mansion.

[chestnutriceeee]

Granted! But they are they never sing or make music! They are popular as tiktokers instead! (I feel so bad saying all this! I take it back! Beatles forever!!)

Edit, I;ll take the wish away. I just wanted to continue that beatles thing.

Anyone after me continue from here please

I wish I had a large mansion.

[DesiredUsernameTaken]

I wish I had a large mansion.

Granted!

But you don't get to live in it. You just get to watch everyone else live in it.

Cherry on top!? You're still paying the property tax. They ain't helping with that.

Wish
I wish for world hunger to end! How can this one go wrong

[ar-ninetysix]

Granted! An asteroid hits the earth and kills every living thing, therefore no one needs to eat anymore.

I wish I could talk to doggos

[Akhilles]

Granted! But all you hear is them insulting you.

I wish I could cook the world's most delicious pasta.

[TedGravesArt]

Granted! But you will never be able to taste it yourself.

I wish I had a billion dollars

[DiegoPalacios]

Granted! But each time you try to move/lift something, you let out a horrendous fart.

"you mean ....double power?"

[DiegoPalacios]

Granted, but inflation makes it worthless

I wish for world peace

[LunarScyphozoa]

Granted, There’s only 1 person alive anymore
I wish I could breathe underwater

being a fish can’t stop me @Kann you have only fulfilled my dream of becoming a fish

[Kann]

Granted! You become a fish.

I wish for a peanut butter sandwich.

[DasIstWunderblyat]

Granted!
But you now have a reverse-peanut-allergy.
That means you have to eat minimum a 250gr jar of peanut butter everyday for each breakfast, lunch, and dinner. No exception, else you fall into anaphylactic shock.

My wish currently is to be autotrophic. I hate needing to eat.

[crowstories]

Granted, but you just lost your ability to taste.

I wish I was independently wealthy.

[PapaDom]

Granted!
But you have to make a fool out of yourself, everytime you're out in public.

I wish I was bigger.