Wish granting game

[LunarScyphozoa]

Granted, There’s only 1 person alive anymore
I wish I could breathe underwater

being a fish can’t stop me @Kann you have only fulfilled my dream of becoming a fish

[Kann]

Granted! You become a fish.

I wish for a peanut butter sandwich.

[DasIstWunderblyat]

Granted!
But you now have a reverse-peanut-allergy.
That means you have to eat minimum a 250gr jar of peanut butter everyday for each breakfast, lunch, and dinner. No exception, else you fall into anaphylactic shock.

My wish currently is to be autotrophic. I hate needing to eat.

[crowstories]

Granted, but you just lost your ability to taste.

I wish I was independently wealthy.

[PapaDom]

Granted!
But you have to make a fool out of yourself, everytime you're out in public.

I wish I was bigger.

[Akhilles]

Granted! Gravity cannot hold you down.

I wish I was a movie star.

[crowstories]

Jokes on you, I already do that.

[ar-ninetysix]

Granted! You're famous only for your acting roles, but nobody recognizes you in public!

I wish my eyesight was better!

[Sailor]

Granted! But now since your eyesight is better you can't hear anything.

I wish that I could stop time!

[Akhilles]

Granted! When you stop time, you can't move.

I wish I was the president of a country.

[Sailor]

Granted! But after 3 days of Presidency you get impeached or something- idk

I wish that I had the power to see the future!

[DualDragons]

Granted! But each time you do, the timeline changes (after seeing into the original future)

I wish I had a donut.

[PapaDom]

Granted!
But the donut is really dry.

I wish I had a cool car.

[AwesomeSoFar]

Granted!
but it doesn't come with brakes.

I wish I had super speed.

[DualDragons]

Granted. But because of your super speed light is slower and has to catch up so you live in darkness.

I wish I had a drink together with my dry donut.

[PapaDom]

Granted!
But you have those sh**ty vegan smoothies everyone likes to praises how healthy they are, but taste like they've just put the grass after mowing the lawn in it.

I wish I could read minds.

[chestnutriceeee]

Granted! But now you scream out your every thought!

I wish I could shoot laser beams from my eyes!

[DualDragons]

That's my dad's smoothies tbh
He once putted cheese in the blender and destroyed it xD

[PapaDom]

Must've been a tough cheese.
Or Mozarella maybe. Thing is stretchy af.

[DualDragons]

He also put a chocolate bar in it, which destroyed the second one