Granted! But now since your eyesight is better you can't hear anything.
I wish that I could stop time!
Granted! When you stop time, you can't move.
I wish I was the president of a country.
Granted! But after 3 days of Presidency you get impeached or something- idk
I wish that I had the power to see the future!
Granted! But each time you do, the timeline changes (after seeing into the original future)
I wish I had a donut.
Granted!But the donut is really dry.
I wish I had a cool car.
Granted!but it doesn't come with brakes.
I wish I had super speed.
Granted. But because of your super speed light is slower and has to catch up so you live in darkness.
I wish I had a drink together with my dry donut.
Granted!But you have those sh**ty vegan smoothies everyone likes to praises how healthy they are, but taste like they've just put the grass after mowing the lawn in it.
I wish I could read minds.
Granted! But now you scream out your every thought!
I wish I could shoot laser beams from my eyes!
That's my dad's smoothies tbh He once putted cheese in the blender and destroyed it xD
Must've been a tough cheese. Or Mozarella maybe. Thing is stretchy af.
He also put a chocolate bar in it, which destroyed the second one
Eww. The cheese part in the smoothie I can understand. But chocolate?Well, desperate times mean desperate measures, I guess... ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Granted! But your laser beams only reach about an inch in front of your eyes.
I wish there was an alternate dimension.
Granted! But it leads to Bikini Bottom.
I wish I could stop time.
Granted! But you can only stop it once a year, and only for one second.I wish that I could travel with The Doctor from Doctor Who!
Granted! But you get hit by a car!
I wish I could fly!
Is that a reference to Danny Pink? : )
Granted! But you have to offer up a penny every 15 minutes to continue flying
I wish I knew what the dog is doing.
Granted! But you find out that the dog is planning world demolition (basically to tear the world apart)
I wish I had a dime for everytime someone said the word 'I'
