Granted! When you stop time, you can't move.
I wish I was the president of a country.
Granted! But after 3 days of Presidency you get impeached or something- idk
I wish that I had the power to see the future!
Granted! But each time you do, the timeline changes (after seeing into the original future)
I wish I had a donut.
Granted!But the donut is really dry.
I wish I had a cool car.
Granted!but it doesn't come with brakes.
I wish I had super speed.
Granted. But because of your super speed light is slower and has to catch up so you live in darkness.
I wish I had a drink together with my dry donut.
Granted!But you have those sh**ty vegan smoothies everyone likes to praises how healthy they are, but taste like they've just put the grass after mowing the lawn in it.
I wish I could read minds.
Granted! But now you scream out your every thought!
I wish I could shoot laser beams from my eyes!
That's my dad's smoothies tbh He once putted cheese in the blender and destroyed it xD
Must've been a tough cheese. Or Mozarella maybe. Thing is stretchy af.
He also put a chocolate bar in it, which destroyed the second one
Eww. The cheese part in the smoothie I can understand. But chocolate?Well, desperate times mean desperate measures, I guess... ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Granted! But your laser beams only reach about an inch in front of your eyes.
I wish there was an alternate dimension.
Granted! But it leads to Bikini Bottom.
I wish I could stop time.
Granted! But you can only stop it once a year, and only for one second.I wish that I could travel with The Doctor from Doctor Who!
Granted! But you get hit by a car!
I wish I could fly!
Is that a reference to Danny Pink? : )
Granted! But you have to offer up a penny every 15 minutes to continue flying
I wish I knew what the dog is doing.
Granted! But you find out that the dog is planning world demolition (basically to tear the world apart)
I wish I had a dime for everytime someone said the word 'I'
Granted!But everyone around you starts speaking in third person mostly.(You know, instead of the "I was going shopping." it is "Robert was going shopping."...)
I wish I could stay longer awake.
