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Aug 2021

Granted! You can only turn into different types of cockroaches
I wish that I was a magical witch who lives in the modern day so I don't get burnt for witchcraft

Granted! But all your spells will backfire.

I wish I could time travel.
(Not sure if this has been done yet.)

Granted, but you can only travel back into the last and not into the future

I wish for some good tea.

Granted!
You'll have an ice tea with peach flavor and a high sugar count.

I wish for less work at my job.:cry_01:

Granted! But you will have to stay for 4 hours longer in the office.

I wish I could build an epic city on Mars.

Granted but you're quickly conquered by Marvin The Martian.

I wish I could stop killing every orchid I try to grow.

Granted! But instead you kill other living things.

I wish I had another little brother.

Granted. But your first one is dead.

I wish I could think highly of myself more.

Granted! But you shrink by one feet.

I wish I didn't wake up so tired in the morning.

Granted. You're refreshed today. But not for any other day.

I wish I had some ice cream .3.

Granted! But everyone else around you gets distracted.

I wish the newspaper would deliver itself.

Huh what? Sorry got distracted.

Granted! The newspaper grows legs and walks to do so. But your legs are now gone.

I wish I was successful.

Granted! You become so famous that you get a Misery-style crazy stalker fan.
I wish I could play the drums really well

Granted! But you forget your other skills and have to learn them from the start.

I wish I could pet a really big and fluffy doggo.

Granted! The dog is actually a wolf, and it mauls you.
I wish I was a real sailor scout- style magical girl!

Granted! But you find yourself fighting for your life against evil aliens far more powerful than you who wish to steal your powers.

I wish wasps would stop attacking me whenever I eat outdoors.

Granted! Now you have flies buzzing all over you.

I wish I could snap my fingers and order any food I like.

Granted!
But you will be forced to drink something that makes you throw it up!
I wish i had wish granting goldfish

Granted! But the goldfish grants everyone's wish except yours.

I wish I ad a passport that allows me to travel anywhere in the world without any restrictions.