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Aug 2021

Granted! You're famous only for your acting roles, but nobody recognizes you in public!

I wish my eyesight was better!

Granted! But now since your eyesight is better you can't hear anything.

I wish that I could stop time!

Granted! When you stop time, you can't move.

I wish I was the president of a country.

Granted! But after 3 days of Presidency you get impeached or something- idk

I wish that I had the power to see the future!

Granted! But each time you do, the timeline changes (after seeing into the original future)

I wish I had a donut.

Granted!
But the donut is really dry.

I wish I had a cool car.

Granted. But because of your super speed light is slower and has to catch up so you live in darkness.

I wish I had a drink together with my dry donut.

Granted!
But you have those sh**ty vegan smoothies everyone likes to praises how healthy they are, but taste like they've just put the grass after mowing the lawn in it.

I wish I could read minds.

Granted! But now you scream out your every thought!

I wish I could shoot laser beams from my eyes!

That's my dad's smoothies tbh :sweat_smile:
He once putted cheese in the blender and destroyed it xD

Must've been a tough cheese.:joy:
Or Mozarella maybe.:thinking: Thing is stretchy af.

He also put a chocolate bar in it, which destroyed the second one :see_no_evil:

Eww. The cheese part in the smoothie I can understand. But chocolate?:dizzy_face:
Well, desperate times mean desperate measures, I guess... ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Granted! But your laser beams only reach about an inch in front of your eyes.

I wish there was an alternate dimension.

Granted! But it leads to Bikini Bottom.

I wish I could stop time.

Granted! But you can only stop it once a year, and only for one second.
I wish that I could travel with The Doctor from Doctor Who!

Granted! But you get hit by a car!

I wish I could fly!

Granted! But you have to offer up a penny every 15 minutes to continue flying

I wish I knew what the dog is doing.

Granted! But you find out that the dog is planning world demolition (basically to tear the world apart)

I wish I had a dime for everytime someone said the word 'I'

Granted!
But everyone around you starts speaking in third person mostly.
(You know, instead of the "I was going shopping." it is "Robert was going shopping."...)

I wish I could stay longer awake.

What a cursed image you have put in my head. The whole world is acting like a wannabe cute anime girl!

Granted! But jokes on you- you can never sleep ever ever again.

I wish I was Sailor Saturn :upside_down::sunglasses:

(If it doesn't have any negative feedback on my health, I'll take it! :sunglasses: )

Granted!
You got one of those cheap cosplay costumes for 20 bucks.

I wish I could read.

Granted.
But you can only read the most questionable AO3
or deviant art fanfictions with fetishes you find sickening for the rest of your life.

I wish to meet a cat with a thick tail again.

Granted.
But cat will stab you with their tail leach time you want to pet them.

I wish to be the happiest i can be.

Granted! But since you're so happy, you can become so sad. :neutral_face:

I wish I could cure depression.

Granted! Every time you cure depression, you give the person memory loss.

I wish I could be the owner of a billion dollar company.

Granted! But then someone sues you for all your money

I wish that I was ticklish

Granted! But now you need bleach to cleanse your eyes and a lobotomy to forget you ever saw what you just saw.

I wish I could swim with manta rays.

Try to respond to the last message that was sent so there won't be any confusion. You can respond to the next one, if you like :slight_smile:

Granted! Though your whole body becomes covered in hair every time someone tickles you.

I wish I had a passport that gives me access to any country in the world.

Granted! Though when you go on a plane or a boat something unfortunate happens

I wish that I had the power to breathe underwater.

Granted! But every time you go underwater, your vision appears upside down.

I wish I could travel to the past.

Granted! But you have no control over what year you go to.

I wish I was agile.

Granted! But you become a slinky and are tossed down stairs all day. (Not by me, though, because I'm the only person in the world who can't make $#^!*@#& slinkies work!)

I wish I was a unicorn.

@LadyLily

Granted! But your mane is like, your least favorite color and you go horse-crosseyed from staring at your horn all the time.

I wish I could stop time