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Aug 2021

(This is the sweetest wish ever)

Granted! BUT

you have to be friends forever and they'll support you through thick and thin and you'll both find comfort in each other. MWAHAHAH. The evil!

I wish I didn't have to drink so much water. :sweat_smile:

Granted. But to compensate you need to consume twice the amount of food.

I wish I got 15 more minutes in the morning to sleep

Granted! You also get 15 more minutes of nightmare.

I wish I could ride a dragon.

Granted! The dragon drops you, and you fall to your death.
I wish I was Doctor Who.

Granted!
Hope you enjoy comic-con with the rest of your doppelgänger. :wave:

I wish I could cook better.

Granted! But the ingredients double in prize (or timr if you produce them yourself).

I wish I didn't stub my toe

Granted! Every time you avoid stubbing your toe, you step on a Lego instead lmao

I wish I could grow a full beard :pensive:

Granted! Except that it grows to be nearly 25 feet long.

I wish I had eidetic memory (photographic memory).

Granted! But they are black and white memories only

I wish for no negative side effect

Granted! But you die of boredom

I wish I was pretty

Granted! You still look the exact same, as you are already pretty!
I wish I had a full unpainted Warhammer 40k adepta Sororitas army.

aww thanks >3

Granted! but jokes on you- after buying it, you go in debt.

I wish people sold the princess version cosplays of all the sailor warriors in sailor moon. Because the Sailor princesses are so pretty- and I've never seen anyone cosplay as one of them.

The cosplays are for sale- but they are ridiculously expensive, and only available in certain stores in Japan. They also have very itchy tags.
I wish that the missing Troughton era Doctor Who episodes could be found and restored, and sold on dvd for a fair price.

Granted! But they only have a small supply of the dvds and they get sold out before you could by them.

I wish school this year is going to be fun.

Granted, but following school year is going to be one of the least fun ever.

I wish for something to deal with lower back pain.

Granted, but in return you get high back pain

I wish I had something to deal with my back pain too

What's with the back pain- lol

Granted! But your allergic to the medicine

I wish I was a year older

Granted! But it's a year according to Uranus time, so you age about 84 years.

I wish for lettering in my comics to be done by itself.

At least I'll be older than you! :hohoho:

Granted! But it's in Russian lol

I wish I could skip a grade of school.

Granted! You can never learn what would have been taught that grade
I wish I could control aphids

That doesn't apply to me lol- I'm way ahead of my class in general, that's why I want to skip-

Granted! But the aphids manage to eat you alive MHUAHAHAHA

I wish I could pee and poop through my butt. :cry_swag:

Granted! You are now bird.

I wish people exclusively talked through outdated memes

Granted! But the only meme format available are minion memes.

I wish I can turn into a mermaid.

Granted! But you stay like that forever

I w'ish I could transform into a magical girl.

Granted! But you're thrown into the Madoka universe.

I wish I could shapeshift into all kinds of animals.

Granted! You can only turn into different types of cockroaches
I wish that I was a magical witch who lives in the modern day so I don't get burnt for witchcraft

Granted! But all your spells will backfire.

I wish I could time travel.
(Not sure if this has been done yet.)

Granted, but you can only travel back into the last and not into the future

I wish for some good tea.

Granted!
You'll have an ice tea with peach flavor and a high sugar count.

I wish for less work at my job.:cry_01:

Granted! But you will have to stay for 4 hours longer in the office.

I wish I could build an epic city on Mars.

Granted but you're quickly conquered by Marvin The Martian.

I wish I could stop killing every orchid I try to grow.

Granted! But instead you kill other living things.

I wish I had another little brother.

Granted. But your first one is dead.

I wish I could think highly of myself more.

Granted! But you shrink by one feet.

I wish I didn't wake up so tired in the morning.

Granted. You're refreshed today. But not for any other day.

I wish I had some ice cream .3.

Granted, but it’s crab flavour.

I wish I didn’t get so distracted. :smile_01:

Granted! But everyone else around you gets distracted.

I wish the newspaper would deliver itself.

Huh what? Sorry got distracted.

Granted! The newspaper grows legs and walks to do so. But your legs are now gone.

I wish I was successful.