Wish granting game

Sailor 2021-08-24 20:08:44 UTC #83

At least I'll be older than you!

Granted! But it's in Russian lol

I wish I could skip a grade of school.

LunarScyphozoa 2021-08-24 20:47:56 UTC #84

Granted! You can never learn what would have been taught that grade
I wish I could control aphids

Sailor 2021-08-24 22:22:49 UTC #85

That doesn't apply to me lol- I'm way ahead of my class in general, that's why I want to skip-

Granted! But the aphids manage to eat you alive MHUAHAHAHA

I wish I could pee and poop through my butt.

ar-ninetysix 2021-08-24 23:45:22 UTC #86

Granted! You are now bird.

I wish people exclusively talked through outdated memes

Daisy 2021-08-25 01:22:42 UTC #87

Granted! But the only meme format available are minion memes.

I wish I can turn into a mermaid.

Sailor 2021-08-25 04:15:56 UTC #88

Granted! But you stay like that forever

I w'ish I could transform into a magical girl.

SpavVy 2021-08-25 07:16:03 UTC #89

Granted! But you're thrown into the Madoka universe.

I wish I could shapeshift into all kinds of animals.

Stargazer31 2021-08-25 07:18:22 UTC #90

Granted! You can only turn into different types of cockroaches
I wish that I was a magical witch who lives in the modern day so I don't get burnt for witchcraft

SpavVy 2021-08-25 07:29:06 UTC #91

Granted! But all your spells will backfire.

I wish I could time travel.
(Not sure if this has been done yet.)

DualDragons 2021-08-25 07:56:07 UTC #92

Granted, but you can only travel back into the last and not into the future

I wish for some good tea.

PapaDom 2021-08-25 11:24:09 UTC #93

Granted!
You'll have an ice tea with peach flavor and a high sugar count.

I wish for less work at my job.

Akhilles 2021-08-25 12:12:25 UTC #94

Granted! But you will have to stay for 4 hours longer in the office.

I wish I could build an epic city on Mars.

LadyLily 2021-08-26 01:26:03 UTC #95

Granted but you're quickly conquered by Marvin The Martian.

I wish I could stop killing every orchid I try to grow.

Sailor 2021-08-26 04:28:20 UTC #96

Granted! But instead you kill other living things.

I wish I had another little brother.

Zak 2021-08-26 06:01:28 UTC #97

Granted. But your first one is dead.

I wish I could think highly of myself more.

DualDragons 2021-08-26 06:02:25 UTC #98

Granted! But you shrink by one feet.

I wish I didn't wake up so tired in the morning.

Zak 2021-08-26 06:06:53 UTC #99

Granted. You're refreshed today. But not for any other day.

I wish I had some ice cream .3.

Legendofgenii 2021-08-26 07:39:34 UTC #100

Granted, but it’s crab flavour.

I wish I didn’t get so distracted.

DualDragons 2021-08-26 07:44:04 UTC #101

Granted! But everyone else around you gets distracted.

I wish the newspaper would deliver itself.

Zak 2021-08-26 07:46:10 UTC #102

Huh what? Sorry got distracted.

Granted! The newspaper grows legs and walks to do so. But your legs are now gone.

I wish I was successful.