Let's see... a challenge! Let's do an acrostic for the character in my comic with the longest name: Stutland Tiberius Hickock Baker.
Surly
Tries to sell expired baguettes
Underhanded at every opportunity
Two jobs keep him very busy
Left the IRA to become a franchisee
Always ready with an insult
Never reveals shady details from his past
Doing battle with a Little League team is a valiant endeavor
Throat punched the mayor of Austin on a dare
I wouldn't look at him funny if I were you
Born in Northern Ireland
Eyebrows that just won't quit
Rocks a quality combover
Ice cream is never on sale in his establishment
Universally feared by his employees
Say, maybe I bit off more than I can chew...
Help!
I'm running out of relevant character information
Calligraphy is a manly pursuit
Kangaroos. Yes, that should do nicely.
Only becomes pleasant when inebriated
Children are evil in his humble opinion
Kangaroos again
But how do I still have another name to do?
Argh!
Kangaroos are pulling triple duty today
Enough of this!
Real talk, I gave up like ten letters ago