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June, 22
Halych
Mentally unstable existentialist. Wants to forget about the past.
May or may not be a crime lord.
Metal, smoking, and Black Flag rum are my vices of choice.
Kenjutsu/iaijutsu swordmaster. Don't ask me to become your senpai.

I don't know why I even bothered posting this profile. Am I looking for friends? Answers? A distraction?

Please note: This profile represents June at the end of the current version of Urban Wolf(I've written the whole thing, but only a small part's posted on Tapas right now).

Bad quality because rushed. I never use Tinder and cannot found the right font because I made this on mobile.

If you want the actual reason not to date him::

im sorry but im actually dying. Thats too funny! write a spin off where they both swipe and go on a date by accident.

@MissEljebel "monster lover. not the drink." omg that took me off guard lmao and Tilda is a mood holy hell.

@DiegoPalacios I could never swipe right on rocky. way out of my league, I 'm not worthy.

@jkb4753 ... yea. please give that men a lesson in internet safety lmao

@oshirockingham okay. The Bitcher is absolutely killing me. but Ax would absolutely win tinder. I do really want an explanation

The explanation:
ALIENS

"The Assasins Captive" is set in 1737 but if it were set today Magnus would totally have a tinder, and he would post his real home address on there. A reader recently described him as "chaos bisexual" and thats accurate.

The other love interest in the story was described by the same reader as "disaster gay." He would definitely have a grindr but this thread said to keep things "PG" and it would not be PG.

Just for fun, but this is the result if two awkward fresh teenagers put their hands on that kind of site (Both on the ASD, but polar opposites...).




(*whispers * don't let 13/ 14 year olds on tinder :eyes: that place is decidedly not kid/young teen friendly)

they both seem like really distinct characters too, I'll later give your comic a shot)

We still are a bit behind from their proper introduction (Altough the kid is going to be in the next story following the one on-going, the girl much later), but yep, that is quite a glimpse of them.

Anyway, be sure that if their guardians find out they made those profile, they would make sure to make them delete those, still, the two of them mostly are unaware of the risks (As we can see from their bio, they think it's some sort of "Friendship Hub" or something like that), just forgive the two of them, they never socialized with other people before!

AWESOME!

Nadhine Anahita, 20
Imperial Fortified City of Azoria
I like forging, reading, cooking, kicking ass and taking names.
I am also a dancer (but only if you behave).


This is such a fun idea. I'm too old for Tinder, literally!


"I find no kinship with your kind" ... yea same. humans lowkey suck