Host: “Ladies and gentlemen, the one, the only... Alexandra Astor! Heiress, business mogul, and according to the tabloids... professional heartbreaker and main character of The American Stuck in Korea.”
Alexandra (taking off her sunglasses, smirking): “They say ‘heartbreaker,’ I say ‘life experience provider.’”
[Audience howls with laughter.]
Host: “You’ve had quite the year, international deals, K-pop connections, and just a few scandals. Be honest, how do you stay calm through all that?”
Alexandra: “Stay calm?! I panic… privately. Preferably over pastries.” 🥐
Host: “Fair. Speaking of pastries, there’s a rumor you bake?”
Alexandra: “Only when emotionally unstable. So… often.”
[Crowd laughs, host nearly chokes on their coffee.]
Host: “Now, let’s talk about that mysterious car ride that broke the internet—”
Alexandra (cutting in): “Oh no, we’re not doing this..."
Host: “Oh, we are. Who buckles someone’s seatbelt like that, Alexandra?!”
Alexandra: “It’s called being safe! …and maybe slightly flustered.”
[Audience screaming, someone in the back yells “WE SAW THE PICTURES!”]
Host: “So, what’s next for you? Another scandal? A business expansion? A cooking show, maybe?”
Alexandra: “Honestly? I’d settle for one week without being followed by cameras…”
Host: “Sounds like you’re asking for the impossible.”
Alexandra (sighs dramatically): “Story of my life.”
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