“Humm, what? A tail and a cape..., are you serious? and I bet you call yourself a warrior...
You look old enough to realize you ought to stop being cheap, so invest!! Something light, flexible, and dense, that's how it's done... and for the tail, I'm sure it'll grow back, so just whack it off...
Are we done now? can't you see you're disturbing everyone... So where was I..." - Effy