"Oh, this guy has style! Wait, his ears...Is he...? Nahhh, they're probably fake."
"Who's the chump with white hair? He looks like some try-hard to be cool anime character".
AAAH!! What's this? First I have to deal with a talking dog and now... A TALKING PINEAPPLE? HE'S EVEN GOT SAIS!DAMMIT! These headhunterts are coming thougher and odder!
"Hrm...I wonder what the little pointy-ears is so upset about."
"..."
"You look so pale my dude, got a major hangover?"
âThese alternate lifestyle kids really are something, eh?ââWe used to just call it, having a very bad hair day.â
"Ooooh is that candy in your mouth? Why is it on fire?"
"I have to act like a what??? Hell nah. I ain't doing that. I don't care what the rules are... you are really going to keep annoying me about it? Fine. Look at me. I'm cute as hell with a big ass tail. There."
"... your ears dollface, looks like a leprechaun ! ... Shouldn't have drunk that last whiskey."
"Heya lass, you seem a bit violent. Why don't we talk things out in a nice game of cards instead?"
"That guy has nice muscles, that must mean he's strong!" - Slade Binary
"Oh, a weirdo with knives."
What's cookin, good lookin?
Oh hey.... (Not too shabby. I think I approve).
"Dang, you are busting out some nice dance moves there dude!"
"Oh my goodness! You seem strong! And somehow your hair reminds me of someone."