"Uh, excuse me, Metatron?""Yes, Mr.Trump?"
"I don't have any weapons, I only have sheep. Do you want me to throw them at her?"
It was a known fact that Protector General Liang had been a miserable drunkard.
How much will I have to suffer for you? Is there no depth to which you will not drive me?
Or, on the opposite end of the "edgy" spectrum:
“Your oldest missed reminder is as follows: Dear future self, remember to buy food. Semicolon, closed parentheses. This reminder is three days overdue."
They spread out like spider webs from my spine and along my sides to my stomach where it feels like butterflies or maybe bats is a better metaphor in this situation flying around crazy as if tripping on acid.
From Sonia: Legends of Eternal Darkness
“This…” Yusof wagged a finger. “…is why you need to uninstall that game right now. Whoever this Kristian is, he’s not real. That whole world is not real.”
Having been reported for abusive behavior towards the AI characters in the game and then banned, it triggered him to put his plan into motion which resulted in the deaths of 33 people.
Light however, did not reach the eyes of the Princess as her concentration bored into the depths of the breach of distorted time, peering between layers of existence and moments captured.
as usual they don't hold up there end of the bargain, how pathetic, and after all the trobel I went threw, its a shame really,
what is my spelling?
Booze and nature make for a great combination.
"AAAHH!! IT'S SO HAIRY!!!!.""why are we here..... we all die soon."
“Does that mean the Queen wants to also kill herself for fear of soiling Uxas?”
"We start plannin' your funeral at that point."
“I don’t know. I think, but I'm pretty sure it's parody.”“What is it?”“The Curse of Floppin’ Joe’s Brownies.”“That’s a good one,” remarked Dylan.
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“I don't exactly rely on my title for any sort of benefits.”
"Dude pipe the fuck down man. You woke up the hoboes. You should never wake up the hoboes. Do you know what they do to you when they’re fucking livid? It rhymes with drape."
Series: Title Bearers
You know what? I really actually genuinely hate my life. I jump out of a moving train into an alien forest.
This is the first lie I need to actually tell him this morning. And it’s different to before. Because we are no longer in the friend-zone. No longer strangers. Not “Survival bunker buddies”. We are more. The more makes it worse.
Before she could protest, Grayson let go of her hand and pulled his reins hard to the right, driving the stallion into the trees. At the same time Leah felt him sending pulses of Speech back towards her. Protective barriers settled over Leah’s body, one after the other.He was buying her time.
Are you crazy?! If you destroy it the power it would release could make the planet explode! Probably the entire Solar System you imbecile!!
Taken from my webcomic, JETX.
