This from a chapter that hasn't been released yet, but it's so very funny out of context.
Just because I feel this needs a bit of visual contextThis is Azreth
The larger man lay there, unconscious and with sparks and smoke dancing all over his massive motionless frame.
https://tapas.io/episode/2025552
I wiped my face with a nearby towel, and just as I was to set it down, I heard a loud gasping sound from behind me.
It took me a minute to build up the courage to go over and stand next to her, but when I finally made it there, I was happy just to be by her side despite how beat up she looked.
And here and there, trees had sprouted whole from the barren ground.
https://tapas.io/episode/2025553
Life was hell, and the townspeople were demons.
https://tapas.io/episode/2077122
Run as far away from there. But how?
https://tapas.io/episode/2025578
"As silence rushed one way, a separate mass of question marks surged toward me, the masked stranger --the enigma."
The world had become an apocalypse, and I, the sweet kitten cuddler, anti violence activist, was going to have to learn to survive.
From: https://tapas.io/series/Just-Peachy2/info
Flying near her was a death sentence and she made sure they knew it.
The chain grew taut, and the beast was whipped back from the wagon.
Read on: https://tapas.io/episode/2079295
“Hmmm… I’ll bet that she’ll eventually become my pawn, just like her mother… What about you? What's your bet?”
However, amongst the hundreds of imprisoned activists, Min Hae-eun was never to be found again, not for another 100 years…
He stared into those eyes, mesmerised by them, marvelling at the way they gleamed and changed colour, from the bloody red they were to a radiant gold that was so beautiful.
https://tapas.io/episode/2025580
I smiled in thanks as Zahra smirked at us playfully. Her eyes bouncing between the two of us.
“Does it…” She made this anxious face as she pursed her lips together. “…Make you uncomfortable?”That’s a loaded question…I sighed before I could stop myself. “I don’t know.”
This is the first one that came to mind:
“We are going dragon hunting and all I have is a spoon,” he says, not even blinking.
The girl was not there.
https://tapas.io/episode/2025581
And there it is; the sickeningly familiar voice of the constantly blasé and deliberately irksome she-devil.
They lumbered over on to the altar and stood silently awaiting their horrible fate.
https://tapas.io/episode/2025584
KENZAKI: TAKE HIS SHIRT OFF!
"I have no need for a slave."
Read on to find out: https://tapas.io/episode/2082725
“Just when I thought my life couldn’t get any weirder, I learn about star sex.”