Hahahahaha
I'm currently editing a novel that I'm trying to get traditionally published, so not posting it here.
But it's completed, and it's 170,000 words (and I already cut it down from 180k). Wanna be a beta reader? I could send you the whole damn thing.
It's a historical urban fantasy, set in an alternate version of 1911 England in which monsters are real, from Russian were-bears to Japanese Yokai. A lady Exorcist and the man she's hunting down are forced to join forces when a mutual enemy, a powerful warlock, returns from the dead to exact his revenge upon them.
There's a monstrous carnival, a tragic backstory, sibling rivalry, and a decent amount of jokes to lighten the mood when the body count starts getting too high.
(Edit: also Twisted Tales and Breaking Magic, my two stories here, are both currently over 50k, but they aren't completed yet. Well, they are in that I've finished writing them, but I haven't finished posting them. Breaking Magic is about 100k total and will be fully uploaded in a little over two months. Twisted Tales is somewhere around 200k, and it will be quite a while before it's fully uploaded, so check back in a year, I guess, haha.)