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Apr 2018

I don't know if this has been done yet but I thought it could be fun.

Basically, you post your novel along with a short blurb... and a really bad one at that. :joy:

Like so...

Boom boom magic fire evil warlocks:

He's rich. He's in trouble. He's definitely not Superman:

Talking lemurs and pies:

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Magic teenagers save the kingdom from a bad case of evil pollen

Dr. Whats-his-name and the vampire lady beat the bad man (spoilers)

John dies a lot

Body swap bootcamp

She's suppose to fix things but her cravings will probably make things worse

Weeb is a main character in an anime.

HAHA these are so fun! Best idea! :joy:

Mine:

Body-snatching warlock commits magical animal abuse while trying his hand at family therapy.

Lets see...

A merman wanna get the Prince booty (I'm sorry):

Zombie apocalypse but the MC only thinking about the godd*mned Valentine chocolate:

Everyone have a bad case of confusion and feelings there:

Did I did good? sparkly eyes

In a tale with no relatable characters, no character growth, no main conflict, and no story structure, aliens abduct humans for backwards cockfighting.

Locked up and they wont let me out~ They wont let me out~ Becuase you're way to beautiful boy! That's why it'll never work! You'll have me suicidal~ suicidal when you say you wanna die <3 (Sorry not sorry but I love both Akon and Sean Kingston)

:joy: :joy: It was the first thing that came to mind!!

The Big Bad becomes a farmer while looking for his lost cape.

Just eat the girl already. We all know you want to

I dont think my real description could be any more or less imformative

Two girls hate each other and I guess they're in a band or whatever

When you feel my heat
Look into my eyes
It's where my demons hide
It's where my demons hide
Don't get too close
It's dark inside
It's where my demons hide
It's where my demons hide

I couldn't pick between these two I'm sorry.
1) Readers think they're gay.....but they're not......oh and there is a kingdom to take over but nobody cares bc (refer to the previous statement).
2) "I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning, I sleep alone
Sweep the streets I used to own"

Woodlands Constitution Page. 126, Article CXII, Section a.: How to celebrate Witch Hunts:
a) Find a witch
b) Drown the witch
c) Witch will float
d) Burn the witch
e) Toast marshmallows over witch
f) Serve hot with graham crackers and chocolate
g) After party at local bakery: Crumpets will ALWAYS be served :slight_smile:
f) Play on the Jukebox 67 times: Delta Rae "Bottom of the River"

Factory: "Whoops I became female flash because drugs."

Factory2: "We need to stop these space aliens from stealing muh bebe."

Demons of Heaven: "Of course there's explicit scenes in Hell."

Henrietta: "The only people I know in the world are a giant wolfman and a puppeteer."

Extinction: "Shit, we gotta save the last hooman."

Betray the Ill: "The author had a romance novel planned but abandoned that story partway thru."

Maya: "Girls who like girls who like guns"

Furry: "Mr. Boneface saved me from having a shitty slave master."

Pirates: "The ocean sucks let's take the mainland with superpowers."

Undead: "Being a zombie is hard enough, but I'm also a babysitter."

short blurb? PLEASE! I CAN DO WORSE


long long ago, 4 gods made the world, Gaia was the world, Hemos is the god who made life, Empys was the god who made sentience and thought, and Chronasis is the god of fate as the world had no meaning
then the primordials woke up, the primordials are basically lovecraftian entities that say the gods creation, and bestowed to the world magic and chaos and give birth to a new life called the primordial kin, who are people who are more adept at using chaos magic, the gods didn't like it so they sealed them away in a prison in the skies, but the primordials were like "oh hell naw, uh uh" and would use one person once in every millenium to act as their ambassidor, which would become the main character.
time skip later after the creation, then we start the story, this is a meta story about Sally wickerson, in the prologue, Sally is a little girl who wanted to be the chosen one, then time skip later and she becomes cool knight, but because she is a primordial kin, she realized she can never be a hero. so she tries killing herself.
and then a primordial is like "hell naw fam, you one of us now" and time skips backwards to save her, and that's how the story starts...
time skip later, chapter one starts with a mysterious man performing some magic that rquires an open woumd and scans a child, who is a primordial kin, that guy is Tommas of the valahan family, and he's wearing a plague doctor mask as well as his family, they are under an order called the doctors runned by a powerful lich doctor.
eventually after the three characters talk about how the kin are in prejiduce and they are trying to help them, Tommas' dad tells one of the doctors, Ally to fetch hair dye, as the color of a primordial kin's hair is a big give away thay they are a primordial kin, as Ally goes into a hideout by the doctors, two mysterious characters enters the tend, it is later revealed that these characters are the Great evil of the world.
and they're pissed at the doctors for perfoming experiments on the kin, so the dark lord has their primordial friend turn Ally into the Kin herself as to teach her empathy.
then the Dark lord approaches the doctors and almost screws them over untill the chosen one comes in to save them, then the chosen one KILLS the dark lord
only for their priordial friend to revesl that the dark lord is actually SALLY and the primordial time skips BACK to a state where Sally can get another chance to fix her fate. and that's the comic so far! which is a really cool plot twist if I say so myself!
hope ya read my series and enjoy it! hehe!