Was it poison? Are there people allergic to poison?
Does that not depend on the poison?
What are thooooossssseeeeeee?
Seriously? Who hasn't heard of poison?
(meme-dodge!)
So shall we take these cookies to the lab and test them?
Wasn't that the last cookie?
Should I have not eaten them all?
Have you started seeing things that are not there?
Doesn't everybody do that?
There's no one here, who are you even talking to?
Wasn't it a rhetorical question?
What does 'rhetorical' mean?
Is "rhetorical" even a word?
Can we get back to the alleged foul play here?
Indeed, why did the chicken cross the road?
did the chicken run out of eggs? and had to go to the store?
Are you sure there was a store there?
Wait, did we ever find out who ate the last cookie?
Who said it wasn't the chicken?
Where was the chicken on the night of the crime?