Welcome!
First and foremost, I'd like to clarify that prospective writers will be [PAID] with imaginary peanuts.
Before you flip the channel let me try to entice you with nonsense you may able to relate.
You may be thinking that it's your lucky day, finding an artist of the highest caliber to draw your story, and you even get paid imaginary peanuts. What could be better than this?
The answer is nothing, nothing is better than this!
My art is so creatively lucrative that it only lives in moment! Portfolios are a thing of the past, so don't ask to see it!
Skilled writers, please send me your masterpieces to evaluate, and I will draw for it if I feel like it. Don't be afraid that your story ideas you poured your heart and soul into will be stolen, because nothing is original anyways! Doing so you agree to grant me exclusive but not limited to control over your soul. You will standby and wait on my beck and call, and indulge my every whim(especially hand feeding me seedless grapes).
Dang my fingers are cramped from typing, I'll probably end up with carpal tunnel at the wrists. My feet are cold, perhaps winter will come sooner than I thought this year. Consequence of global warming? Perhaps penguins are to blame...
Anyways I will draw your story if I like your script, and you forfeit any complaints or criticism of my genius. You grant me FULL artistic license!
Send me your works asap, my time is valuable.
XXXOOO