Bad Advice Only

[NUG-Boster]

[Random_Guy]

Better better yet:
Spend a bunch of time building hype for the story, and then post a cover page and never post again.

[NUG-Boster]

[Random_Guy]

Hey, hello, sorry:
Please condense them all down into one post, this might qualify as spam.

[NUG-Boster]

kk give me a second and i will fix
done sorry for spam

[LilySmash]

Don't sleep. Don't eat.

[Crusoe]

Use one sentence per episode when writing a novel. I think your audience will love the frequent borderline spam posting!

[morganicfoods]

If you're looking to get into the art industry, I'd recommend breaking your wrists and hands as much as possible. Makes drawing way easier, trust me.

[Kiweevil]

If your boss pisses you off, just tell them about this great, free organizational tool for businesses called "e621". Be sure to send a link so they can find it easily.

[carloswebcomic]

Relax and trust Tapas.
They have nothing but your best interest at heart.

[MeltingCORE]

Drink orange juice and then brush your teeth. And then use alcoholic mouthwash.

[cherrystark]

Only go jogging with scissors at night and only on busy streets.

[Random_Guy]

Nothing was ever proven in a court of law.

[purrlpankras]

Just go back to bed

[Kann]

That's actually a good advice.

[Zaboem]

In summer months your animal friends get hot also. Shave your cat. This goes double for outdoor cats like mountain lions.

[BlueDragon]

Believe that you are the only person who is right about everything, including over people who have been doing something their entire lives. Experience and hard work means nothing when you have an opinion

Eat lots of poison ivy to get immune. (Please...please don't do this. I know someone who did and regretted it. Not kidding.)

Life is risk! Therefore, don't bother to look both ways before crossing a street

[teacup_creations]

Always be prepared to protect yourself, stuff your pillows with sharp objects so you'll never be without weapon even when you sleep.

[DiegoPalacios]

Get cancelled on Twitter.com

Wanna have fun?, get your friends to compete with you in "cancel speedruns" to see who gets cancelled faster. To prove your world record make sure your twitter has all your real life info!.

[disqette]

Invade people's DMs with "sub 4 sub?", you'll be famous in no time.