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May 2019

When you tell a girl: "How beautiful you are." The most important thing is to put emphasis on the first word.

That is how I understood it. Correct me if I am wrong.

H̶e̶y̶ I̶'m̶ l̶o̶o̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ f̶o̶r̶ t̶r̶e̶a̶s̶u̶r̶e̶, c̶a̶n̶ I̶ l̶o̶o̶k̶ a̶r̶o̶u̶n̶d̶ y̶o̶u̶r̶ c̶h̶e̶s̶t̶?

That's 1000 times better that I had done.
But I'm quite a character, so I was forgiven...

Dang Prince, that line is genuinely terrible.

There are no good movies anymore, so do you want to _________

Anything involving the word doll, especially when its pronounced as dahlll.

Are you golf course? cus I wanna put my balls into you. (classy).