Do you like bombs, because every time i look at you my heart explodes.
Baby you made of water, cause im all wet now.
Daaamn, girl, your parents must be retarded because you're special
I bet you're an arsonist, because you set my heart on faiya~~~
use sign language....when she looks at you confused you write it up in a paper "you left me speechless"
Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Enough to break the ice.
Umm... Do you like bread?
The one I used on my girlfriend:
'If you want to know what I feel for you, look up the texture of Gouda'(Semi-hard to hard)
Somehow this worked...
"Sup." turns around, walks away and leaves cause I fuked up already
Can I punch you in the face.. [pause] ..with my lips?
Are you a daycare center? Because I want to put kids in you!
(starts spinning around a girl)...."girl, you are my sun"
Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you’re acute-y!
Sit on my face and I’ll eat my way to your heart.
Are you an angel? Because that pick-up line flew right over my head!
Seriously, a couple of guys have tried flirting with me and I only realized it until days later, LOL
-- Are your parents confectioners?-- No-- Then how did they make such a sweetie?!
Do you like water?, (if answer is yes)humans are 70% water, so you like 70% percent of me
Girl, are you a dump truck? 'Cause I wanna pour my trash all over you.
Ahhh.... a classic