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So basically I’m making an alignment chart for candle extinguishing methods for Elsie. It’s just for fun. I already have the basics ways of putting out candles blowing, using a candle tong thingy and using your spit on your hand to extinguish it.

I just need some creative ways to blow candles out and ideas. And it must be in line with 19th century technology and/or fictional steampunk technology

The alignments are:

Lawful good -

Neutral good -

Chaotic good - spit on fingers

Neutral good - blowing it out

Neutral - using the tong thingy

Lawful evil -

Neutral evil -

Chaotic evil -

Make it fun! Make it creative! Maybe even use a train if you have to! This is supposed to be funny.

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Chaotic Evil: Throwing it in a lake full of fish.
...I may have a problem.

Lawful Good: Using an LED candle rather than a real one, in keeping with health and safety regulations for unattended candles, and turning it off responsibly when not in use.

Or using a brass candle-snuffer that you bought at a charity shop.

Neutral Good: Blowing it out.

Chaotic Good: You finished your water, so just put the glass upside down over the candle.

True Neutral: Uuugh it's practically at the bottom anyway, just let it burn out.

Lawful Evil: Nagging staff or host until somebody comes over to extinguish it.

Neutral Evil: Dropping it into the water jug at the table.

Chaotic Evil: Spitting on it.

For somewhere in the evil category: extinguishing it in someone else's drink that they are currently drinking and/or sticking the flame side into a soft food like cake that people were going to eat? Or maybe throwing it out the window?

Lawful good - Extinguish with holy water

Neutral good - Give the flame friendly pats until it dies out

Lawful evil - Step on the candle

Neutral evil - Leave the candle to be blown out in a windy, dry, grassy field

Chaotic evil - Leave a candle on someone's chair, prank em' WHOOPEE CUSHION STYLE

As someone with weird misophonic tendencies, I object to 'blowing it out' being in the neutral good category :skull:

Replace it with "fan at it vigourously with a piece of paper" or smth :stuck_out_tongue:

Oh, also neutral evil should definitely be "blow it out and spit everywhere in the process" >.<

I dunno where he would fall, but that seems like something Crystal would do.

Why do I have a feeling Ernest would do that? 🤣

I also think Yoko Ono would fit this alignment perfectly. She does that whole yelling into the mic thing.

The dude in the back is John Lennon.