"You know, it's all in your head." Wow, no shit Deborah, it's like that's what mentally ill means.
"You should smile more." No. I most certainly will not. (This is mostly referring to people that I don't know, it can be used as a legitimate compliment, but in general, this pisses me the hell off.)
"Wow, wig." I'm not old, this one just really grinds me for some reason I cannot explain. hahaha.
"I came at the speed of gay." CAN YOU. JUST. NOT. PLEASE???