... Let out an explosive fart to deflect the pebble because technology is weird.
The dragon decides that he's had enough. He takes his TV back to Best Buy. He'll let the Geek Squad handle this mess!
The Geek Squad called in a Black-Magic Love Doctor because they read "on the internet somewhere" that the Love Guru can solve all problems.
The Black Magic Love Doctor's chauffer passed out and crashed into the front doors of the Best Buy.20 people were killed.
Because of the black magic, they were all resurrected as zombies.
And the Love Guru unleashed millions of spambots.
This was the start of the zombie apocalypse and as the zombies grew in number, they waged a never ending war against the spambots.
Many humans watched feeling powerless to stop a war they didn't want. On the other hand, there were others than didn't mind and took sides and fought one another. That's when the military came in and...
.... Cut off the zombie access to the internet.. With nothing to divert their attention they began to feed on humans.
The humans decided that being zombies meant immortality, so the humans began hunting zombies down. In a bizarre twist, it ended up being an apocalypse for the zombies.
Unfortunately the zombies weren't that bright and could not set traps for the humans. Fortunately, their brute strength allowed them to ...
to make human meat extremely tender when cooking, so the zombies started their own restaurant called
Dining of the Dead, the latest and greatest in undead cuisine
It attracted all the zombies in the world...except for the fact that zombies didn't have any money. The manager of Dining of the Dead was...
BILL CLINTON!!!! It was he who lead the zombies in their restaurant endeavors all along
But one day, his eatery was invaded by...
Dick Cheney cyborg ninjas.
They were not interested in the food, but rather displayed an unusual and unmannerly aggression towards Clinton.
The military decided to bomb Dining of the Dead during the one month anniversary party, which all the zombies attended. The zombie population was wiped from the face of the earth.
Meanwhile, back in Albacora.
