Granted. While feasting on a delightful dinner in a restuarant, you decide you want to call the chef over to thank the person. Who came out of the kitchen was none other than Hannibal Lecter, you canni-bal-ieve it.
I wish its fall already.
It's fall already and lots of mammals die because they have no time to hibernate...
I wish someone would never grant this wish...
Granted, but since the wish was granted for the wish to not be granted, a paradox is created puncturing a hole in space-time and allowing the Great Ones to filter down and conquer the Material Realm.
I wish the Great Ones would grant me favor for opening up the portal. Ia! Cthulhu Ftahgn!
Wish granted! Except Great Old Ones become sohorrified of our world after they see it , that they shut the portal and are never seen again.
I wish for the weather to stop being such a shit.
Granted! The weather stops being "a shit" and becomes gallons of shit falling from the sky endlessly.
I wish for an umbrella.
wish granted but under the umbrella is Rhianna sparring with Chris Brown
i wish for donald trumps daughter
Granted, so you get Donald Trump's daughter
I wish for a good social life
Granted, you become naked mole rat.
I wish I get an A on my exam.
You get an A on your exam. But your parents are strict Asian parents and beat you for not getting and A++...
Also your dad uses his fists this time, and not his belt...
I wish that this wish was corrupted by a wish corrupter...
@lukas3 Granted! But the wish-corrupter takes offence to your cunning and decides to interpret your wish as a 'free-for all'. You can now only eat food after you answer twenty riddles, if you fail even one you will go hungry for twenty hours.
I wish I could make every racist person in the world suddenly learn all the knowledge they need to know about every race. Or just give me a big house or whatever.....
When they gain that knowledge, they become even more racist.
I wish for a cream cheese bagel...
Granted, but it's onions and chives flavored cream cheese and a rye bagel(Maybe you like that but I don't, uh!)
I wish my iPad wouldn't run out of batteries
Granted, your iPad now runs on yodeling power, you must constantly yodel non-stop to use your iPad
I wish I had photographic memory.
Every now and then, you vomit out photos of your most embarassing memories
I wish I was dead
Granted you're a dead battery in an old phone. You take forever to charge, and your owner is seriously considering an upgrade.
I wish I didn't have so much paperwork to deal with...
@Strontium Oh gosh, I'm the weirdo that likes onion and chive. XD
Granted, now every bit of fibre on earth suddenly explodes into nothing. :'D (It was nice knowing you, trees.)
I wish I could make whatever food I crave magically appear.
Granted, but the food you conjure tastes horrible. It only superficially looks good.
I wish my car didn't run out of gasoline.
@JessJackdaw weirdo
Granted!
Your car walks out of gasoline...
I wish for a free Lambo...
Granted! Lambo appears! "Lambo (ランボ, Ranbō) is a 5-year-old hitman who originally came to Japan with the intent of killing Reborn. He is a spoiled and cowardly child who takes candy from everyone; it has been said that he never brushes his teeth." http://reborn.wikia.com/wiki/Lambo
I wish that the next person to grant a wish has uncontrollable diarrhoea!
Granted!walks away to the bathroom
I wish for the person who wished for the wish I just corrupted to get gas problems (uncontrollable farts)...
