Corrupt-A-Wish!

[Mocha]

You get a bunny, but it turns out to be the flesh eating rabbit from Monty Python's Holy Grail.

I wish I didn't have shitty self esteem.

[Chroma]

You have great self esteem, but your ego is so large, people don't like being around you.

I wish for a genie with incorruptable wishes.

[Ospare]

the genie only speaks in an ancient language, he can't understand you, he can only follow you.
Everywhere.

[Jewe11s]

I wish Ospare had made a wish to corrupt.

[Ospare]

oh snap,
I'm omnipotent

[maelstrom51210]

You lost.

I wish everyone has a great holiday!

[lukas3]

Granted!

Everyone has a great holiday, even those who don't do the holidays which makes them terribly unhappy.

I wish for a green shroom.

[Mocha]

You get the green shroom, but it releases poisonous spores and you die.

I wish I was a magical girl! ･゜ﾟ･:.｡..｡.:･'(ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･:.｡. .｡.:･゜ﾟ･*
(Already setting myself up for kyuubey jokes and death)

[maelstrom51210]

Granted. You get dubbed by 4Kids.

I wish for fish....tacos.

[Mocha]

The fish in the fish tacos is weeks old and hasn't been refrigerated properly. You end up in the hospital for an entire year.

I wish the radio station would stop repeating the same damn Christmas songs over and over all December.

[Kimcchirific]

granted. no more radio stations played Christmas songs every December...instead they play it everyday for the first 11 months of every year.

i wish for my 2D boyfriend to become real.

[lukas3]

Granted!

He becomes real. And he's horny...

I wish for a ketchup-vodka.

[Ospare]

Granted.
The vodka has gone bad and the ketchup... oh dear... There's not many red bits left it's only moisture now...
You get a stomach ache from the cocktail

I wish for a good book to read today.

[Vanadis]

You find a book so good, you can't put it down- and it's thousands of pages long. What a treat!
You're so engrossed in it, you forget to eat, drink, or sleep.
One day, they find your corpse sitting hunched over in a reading chair, the book still clutched firmly in your withered hands, your hollow eyes glazed over, frozen forever in a permanent enraptured stare at the page.
You never finish the book....it finished you.

I wish for 2017 to be better than 2016.

[lukas3]

Granted!

It is better... by 0.00000001%

I wish for a Bugatti Veyron.

[Mocha]

Granted!~
Upon delivery, the Bugatti rolls off the delivery truck straight into your house, destroying an entire wall and at least two rooms. Turns out insurance doesn't cover expensive driverless sports cars randomly smashing into houses, so you are now in debt for quite some time.

I wish for the ability to corrupt wishes. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[lukas3]

Granted!

You wished for something that you already had so as a punishment for your stupidity, you are forced to eat mayonaise for the rest of the week.

I wish for a pet dragon...

[brown4life26]

Granted, but the dragon feeds off your happiness and requires a sacrifice of what you hold dear.

I wish i hadnt spilled some secrets.

[Mocha]

Your wish hath been granted sir~
Time goes backwards to the moment before spilling the secrets in question. You chose not to share these secrets, and now history as we know it has now completely changed. The world ends up collapsing into ruin. Thanks a lot.

Edit: Changed my wish
I wish for 2017 to be a great year. O u O

[Evan]

Granted, it is a great year to leave the world as it collapses into ruin, but you don't have the means to.

I wish for nothing.