Corrupt-A-Wish!

[maelstrom51210]

Granted. You are eaten by a cat.

I wish for turnips.

[fishscribbles]

Turnips are growing everywhere and now they out number water droplets 10 to 1.

I wish I was an inked pumpkin for Halloween.

[smartdumdum]

You're so inked that you stain the porch of the person who carved you, and you are made into a pie as a result. I wish I were a fairy princess.

[fishscribbles]

You become a fantastical fairy princess but you are captured by butterfly collectors.

I wish to be the sun.

[maelstrom51210]

Granted. You go supernova.

I wish for fish.

[pottedlilgoree]

gives you fish. scribbles cry. you have to give fish back @fishscribbles
i wish for an eternal supply of washi tapes

[mccjohn295]

Your suffocated under a avalanche of wasabi tapes, you struggle to fight your way to the surface but the wasabies just keep multiplying, eventually it could spell the doom of humanity unless some way is found to stem the tide.
I wish for the ability to make 100 comic pages a week

[mariusthered]

your wish is granted but your made to make comics about politics you hate and start to hate art ...

I wish for 10% of the youth of everyone on this thread so i can be younger

[BlackMantaStudios]

There's a sudden influx of young people on this thread and you revert to a zygote.

I wish I had faster internet with no data caps.

[maelstrom51210]

Granted, but your computer gets a horrible virus.

I wish I could do more for this Halloween.

[mariusthered]

You get bitten by a vampire so well you can do no more for Halloween

I wish for beer

[kazukitakamura126]

Your wish is granted and the ocean becomes beer. However everyone is intoxicated all the time and the world spirals into chaos.

I wish I was a famous webcomic artist.

[YoungAdventurer]

You become a famous webcomic artist, but you are only famous because everyone hates you and your comic. (not unlike Justin Bieber)
I wish I could eat as much as I like but never get full.

[ashriott]

Granted. You get to stuff your face with all your favourite foods, but two problems 1) You will never get the satisfaction of being full again. You are driven mad with your desire to find the right foods to satisfy your appetite, but to no avail. Which leads to 2) You eat and eat and eat until you become severely overweight that it's life threatening. Now driven to insanity and extremely rotund, who knows what ill fate lies ahead?

I wish I can go through life with ease without having to work.

[fishscribbles]

You're granted enough money to live the rest of your life with comfortably but one day you're caught on the wrong side of town and you're shot dead by a stray bullet.

I wish that it was night time forever so I may dance under the stars in eternal bliss.

[maelstrom51210]

Granted, but no one wants to dance with you, and you get tired.

I wish I could get a well paying job as soon as I graduate.

[mariusthered]

you get a well paid job, i hope the mascot costume is't too hot..

I wish for a ten minuet conversation with my younger self .... (he needs a boot in the butt)

[maelstrom51210]

Granted, but it's you when you were a fetus.

I wish it would stop raining already!

[BraveHeartTatsumaki]

Granted, now the days will be extremely hot

I wish a cookie

[fishscribbles]

You receive a cookie made from unicorn horns and it's poisonous.

I wish for my cat to be fluffier.