Conveniently, I had already wrote up the description for my comic as if it were a wine for giggles:
“The Chronicles of Oro is a robust, dark fantasy. Aged lovingly for ten years, it is infused with lush aromas of adventure and abound with supple drama and notes of refreshing humor. Paired excellently with goat’s cheese with cranberries and ‘feels’.”
Although dark wines don't usually go with goat's cheese... whoops.