Hello under 100 fellow! The Beard has a bit of a trek to reach that sexy round binary milestone. We'd love it if you'd swing by our peculiar microcosm of satirical sci-fi irreverence and dirty jokes designed to tenderize your brain meat for sneaky philosophical tidbits about entitlement and blind worship at the temple of self.
Oh, the plot? It's about an idealistic slacktivist living in an alternate future Toronto where one day, it seems his beard starts trying to communicate with him.