Oh god I hope not. My titular character is a 2'9" tall hellspawn who is part dog/part ferret, smells like a skunk taken out by a semi-truck, only eats fruit, and is scared of water.
Oh, but I guess I'm somewhat similar to my other main. We're both oblivious, blonde, human females so that's something I guess. Though unlike me (hopefully), she also breathes fire, has piercing blue eyes, spits corrosive acid, is incredibly lanky, can't draw to save her life, and has the aforementioned character as a father.