All our food is kind of boring but I'm partial to a bit of cranachan. (It's just cream, oats, and raspberries)

The best traditional Scottish food is obviously the munchy box though, perfect for starting your night out and there's enough left for the hangover the next morning.
It's usually pakora, kebab meat, chips, maybe some deep fried fish or sausages, pizza or pizza crunch (deep fried pizza), chicken tikka, maybe some spare ribs or chicken balls, whatever the takeaway has left, some red sauce, onions, and the smallest salad you could possibly add.